Bush is Homies Over Hoes!

June 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm (Anti-Bush, conservative bitchslapping, Politics, Republicans being stupid, Shits and giggles) (, , , )

Here is the video so that everyone will get the joke.

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Score: 50 Cent – 1, Goldigging Baby Momma – 0!

April 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm (child support, East Coast, Hip Hop, men's rights, Shits and giggles, women)

A Long Island housing court judge ruled this past Thursday that the mother of 50 Cent’s 10 year old son must vacate his $2.4 million dollar Dix Hills New York mansion along with 50’s son, her daughter from another relationship, and her boyfriend. The judge recognized 50 as the sole owner of the mansion, and she has until the end of the 2007-2008 school year to find housing. To add further insult to injury, she owes the rapper (born Curtis Jackson) $9000, and the child support payments that he was responsible for have been reduced from $25000 a month to $6700 a month due to an earlier hearing back in February. From Allhiphop.com:

In a February court appearance, a judge reduced the amount of child support 50 was responsible for from $25,000 to $6,700 per month, which was to provide Tompkins the funds needed to find a new home. The G-Unit boss and his attorney maintain she’s made no attempts to do so. “To have her living there with her boyfriend and several other people is inappropriate,” the artist said following the two hour hearing. “She’s in the house with people I’m not responsible to pay housing for.”

I say score one for 50. Living off money paid by your ex that’s supposed to belong to your son is one thing, but to be having other people in his house, and using your ex’s child support money to support them as well? Things like this are why our women are being looked upon as goldiggers. If anyone believes that 50 is heartlessly kicking out his ex and her kid, consider that he has been paying her over 300000 a year in tax-free child support payments, and 6700 a month is still more than many high waged professional jobs pay, so she has plenty of time and money to find a new living arrangement, Also having her boyfriend in there and him living off $50’s money is just plain wrong. That hoe needs to find a job and stop living off other people’s money. I’d hate to see what’s going to happen when the son turns 18.

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Random Thoughts on Race, Women, Bush, and Other Random Shit

November 27, 2007 at 2:45 pm (Anti-Bush, conservative bitchslapping, My muthafuckin self, My personal opinion, Police Brutality, Politics, Racism, Republicans being stupid, Shits and giggles, Video Games)

I know it’s been a while since I blogged, well before last week anyhow, but I’ve been busy with work and school, especially sine I’ll hopefully be graduating in 2 and a half weeks. Nevertheless, I got some new material for ya’ll, and it’s a doozy. This is gonna be a long post, so read it after the jump.

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America Hating Anti-Gay Protestors Get Pwned, Big Time

November 3, 2007 at 4:16 pm (conservative bitchslapping, GLBT issues, My personal opinion, Politics, Republicans being stupid, Shits and giggles)

to the tune of $11 million in fact.

antigayprotestors.jpgIf you’ve been following politics, no doubt by now that you’ve heard about anti-gay Christian hero Fred Phelps (of godhatesfags.com fame), his Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, and their protests at the funerals of dead soldiers under the pretense that the Iraq war is punishment for America’s tolerance of homosexuality. Grieving father Albert Snyder, whose son Matthew was killed in Iraq sued the group for invasion of privacy, intent to inflict emotional distress, and unspecified damages. The judge ruled in his favor, and now the church has to pay nearly 11 million in damages, well over their worth. The group has vowed that this won’t be the end.

Now I’m all for protesting the war, but protesting at someone’s funeral is dead wrong. I despise censorship, but there are some things you just shouldn’t do, especially for the cause of spewing hatred. Hopefully ruling will be upheld, and since the reward is far greater than Phelp’s worth, then these bigots will be bled dry and be forced into bankruptcy, and we’ll never have to put up with their garbage anymore. Looking at this picture, it’s sad that there are parents who train their kids to think like this. People like this is why people turn away from Christianity. Listen up people, forget what Bill O’Riely tells you. There is no war on Christianity, just people like this. Unfortunately, Christians put themselves in the crossfire because they think that these people are spreading the lords word, when all it is is more hatred. Jesus would smack the piss out of Fred Phelps and his ilk.

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WAAAAAAH!!! LEBRON LIKES THE YANKEES!!! WAAAAAH!!!

October 7, 2007 at 7:50 pm (My muthafuckin self, My personal opinion, Shits and giggles, sports)

lebron.jpgA lot of people would be quite proud of the fact that one of the NBA’s best players lives in their hometown. Some even brag and idolize them. Not so in Akron. Here, whenever one of us makes it big, we find whatever little reasons we can to tear them down. Such as with Lebron James. Earlier this past week, he committed the crime of wearing a Yankees cap during their game against the Cleveland Indians. yeah, he’s a Yankees fan. Therefore, all his skills on the court as well as all the good he has done for his community are no longer relevant, because he choose to wear a Yankees cap.

IT’S A FUCKING BASEBALL GAME! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!

The man is paid for his skills on the court, not his preference of baseball teams. How many fucking Steelers fans are in Northeast Ohio alone? Yet they catch way less heat for it. Get over yourselves. For all he’s done for the Cavs these past few years, I’d say he’s earned the right to cheer on any baseball team he wants.

Now if the man is seen cheering on the Knicks, then give me a ring.

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Hah! And they said hip hop was dead…

September 26, 2007 at 3:28 pm (East Coast, Hip Hop, Midwest rap, Music, Shits and giggles)

kanyewest.jpgI’m a bit late with this, but as you know, in an ill-advised publicity stunt, possibly set up by Interscope, 50 Cent has challenged Kanye West. Their albums, Curtis and Graduation dropped the same day, September 11th. Little while after that, country singer Kenny Chesney, in an equally ill-conceived publicity stunt, possibly encouraged by his own record label as well, also decided to throw his hat into the ring:

”It’s funny how with every record that comes out, we’re aware of the urban [competition], and none of those acts acknowledge that I exist, until I have that No. 1 debut on the Top 200,”

Of course they don’t acknowledge you, you’re not a rapper. Well, as of last week, Kanye West pulled into a staggering lead with with over 950 thousand copies, making this year’s highest selling album thus far. 50 didn’t do badly himself, as he bought in over 64ok. In last place, Kenny boy could barely manage to pull over half that number, with over 370 thousand.

And they said hip hop was dead…

On a side note, 50 promised to retire if Kanye outsold him, and it remains to be seen if he will keep his word. As a fan of both artists, I hope this isn’t the case.

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Awwww, Poor Paris! Now shut the fuck up and do your time, you crying little bitch!

June 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm (My muthafuckin self, My personal opinion, Paris Hilton, Shits and giggles)

pariscrying.jpgFor those of you who don’t follow the news (including me, but seeing something like this puts a smile on my face and makes me pay attention), hotel heiress and dumb bitch extraordinaries Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for reckless driving. 3 days in, she was released to house arrest, but last Friday a judge ordered her back in jail. As seen here, she isn’t taking it very well.

I’d never thought I’d see the day when one of the ‘elite’ is forced to pay their dues. Sure, it’s not like Paris is a politician or CEO, but seeing things like this gives me hope for this world. As for her, she needs to stop being such a crying little bitch. She broke the law, plain and simple. For reckless driving too? She could have killed someone, so she should be thankful she got off with only 45 days. There are people doing 45 months and 45 years right now who are being more of a woman/man than she is. There are people behind bars who have accepted the fact that they are going to spend the rest of their life in jail who are taking this better than her. There are people who have been sentenced to death who aren’t bitching up the way she is.

Like the old saying goes, if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

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My Directorial Debut

May 25, 2007 at 9:15 pm (information, Shits and giggles, Video Games)

Aiight, I know I haven’t updated in a while, but I got some more stuff on the way. Not the least of which is a new “good in the hood” article. I’ll have that up later this weekend. In the meantime, check out my director’s debut, made using the movies.

http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/132699

Check it out, I’m finna be bigger than Jerry Bruckheimer, Peter Jackson, Spike Lee, John Singleton, Michael Bay, and Steven Spielburg all put together!

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Fanboy Bitchfest Volume 1: The Devil May Cry 4 Fiasco

April 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm (Shits and giggles, Video Games)

As many of you who are gamers may have already known, Capcom announced that “Devil May Cry 4”, a game once slated to be a Playstation 3 exclusive, is now headed for the Xbox 360. This game joins Assassin’s Creed, Mercenaries 2, and Virtua Fighter 5 as the latest in a long string of former PS3 exclusives now being turned into multiplatform releases. Enough about that, the real issue here is that several fanboys got up in arms, and have started a petition boycotting Capcom. Now keep in mind here that the game is still coming out to Playstation 3, but it’s also coming out to Xbox 360 as well.  Now on the one hand, I can see what the outrage is about.  There are people who have spent $600 on a machine just to play this game.  But starting up a protest becuase it’s also on Xbox 360?  Come on now.  There are plenty of other PS3 exclusives worth creaming your pants over.

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WAAAAAAAH! We can’t smoke in public anymore! Boo Fuckin Hoo! (A nonsmoker’s take on Ohio’s smoking ban)

February 7, 2007 at 7:22 pm (Politics, Shits and giggles)

For those of you who don’t live in Ohio, we just passed a state-wide smoking ban last fall. The new smoking ban bars smoking from most public areas. Now all the smokers are comming out of the wood work crying about “lost freedoms” and “why isn’t there a junk food ban?”. Whatever.

Thing is, first and foremost, the ban passed by a 58 – 42 percent margin. So where were all of you smokers at on election day? Yeah, that’s right, sitting at home, watching survivor or whatever it is that has your attention, thinking you were too cool to get involved in the political process, and what happened? You got pimpslapped by reality. So you have no one to blame but yourself.

Second of all, as far as your ‘junk food ban’, there isn’t any junk food ban becuase the candy I eat dosen’t make your teeth rot. end of story.

Third, about your precious “lost freedoms”? What freedom did you lose? Hmm? The freedom to pump yourself full of carcinogens? The freedom to blow smoke in my face? I don’t recall seeing that anywhere in the constitution, but you can still do it at home, or in your car, so stop whining. Besides, if someone proposes a law banning loud stereo systems, then are you gonna stand up for my right to blast my music in your ear?

Fourth, how many of you smokers voted against the gay marriage ban? Or does it apply only to you and things you like? Hmmm?

For the record, I’m not a smoker, but I voted no on both bans.

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